DEATH PUNK 363 (Eat Me)

Big Bad Wolf has just dined on old grandmother

But those bones were a little too brittle

Hoping his guise of her granny would fool

the red-riding hood who was little.

“But Grandmother! What big eyes you have!

What changed them to so large from so little?…”

“And your teeth were never that sharp…

nor dripping with so much foul spittle”

By now Big Bad Wolf was losing his nerve

This young one was not buying his shittle

So he jumped up and swallowed her whole

Too damn greedy to chew bit by bittle.

PS. Big Bad Wolf was caught and later tried

But mistaken identify resulted in an acquittal.

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