Paddy Stache made so many people laugh that in a flash he made a dash to mint the Stache and hopefully turn it into some crypto cash.

Just dont talk trash about the stache or I'm liable to kick your ass in a flash using nothing but the rash that i have on my ass from my endless amount of gas. Doing this while i watch my favorite TV show MAS*H

With my new Stache im told i look similar to the Turkish Kevin Nash that smokes too much hash.. While I write this up i cant help but to laugh about the part i wrote about having a rash on my ass caused from excess gas..

This masterpiece was photographed using a 2014 Hello Moto Razor cellphone and edits were done by the very talented Stephan Duquesnoy.