About this collection
Time for an experiment…
What is real and what is fake? Rich bros doing groceries in a Lambo, Instababes photoshopping themselves a new a-hole or two and bulky guys looking like Thor by only eating testicle sashimi (100% natty bro). Things are getting blurry, daddy.
While real people act fake online, why not create fictional people who become the realest? What if we create imaginary characters who would be total misfits in real life and grow them into the biggest superstars?
They’re cringy. They’re dorky. They’re f*cking hilarious. Traphouse George, Steroid Ron and New Age Jimmy are here to become world-famous superstar DJs.
Invest in, curate and co-decide your favorite artist's career. Watch your NFT come to life, own a piece of their brand and become part of their road to stardom. Your artists are brought to life through various forms of entertainment: music, animations, performances & much more.
In collaboration with Warner Records, Probably A Label and OpenSea. Design by John F. Malta (Netflix, Facebook, COMPLEX, New York Times).
Posers are real.
Time for an experiment…
What is real and what is fake? Rich bros doing groceries in a Lambo, Instababes photoshopping themselves a new a-hole or two and bulky guys looking like Thor by only eating testicle sashimi (100% natty bro). Things are getting blurry, daddy.
While real people act fake online, why not create fictional people who become the realest? What if we create imaginary characters who would be total misfits in real life and grow them into the biggest superstars?
They’re cringy. They’re dorky. They’re f*cking hilarious. Traphouse George, Steroid Ron and New Age Jimmy are here to become world-famous superstar DJs.
Invest in, curate and co-decide your favorite artist's career. Watch your NFT come to life, own a piece of their brand and become part of their road to stardom. Your artists are brought to life through various forms of entertainment: music, animations, performances & much more.
In collaboration with Warner Records, Probably A Label and OpenSea. Design by John F. Malta (Netflix, Facebook, COMPLEX, New York Times).
Posers are real.
The Poser Party is an entertainment & music studio. We’re starting off by launching three virtual (soon to be) superstar DJs. Born in a digital identity, equipped to rock the digital world & the physical world.
The Poser Party is a parody on stereotypes drawn from modern day pop culture: Gym culture, Street culture & Spiritual culture. By building strong personal brands around our artists, we’re paving the way for brand partnerships within their specific subcultures, as well as with music brands.
Steroid Ron, Traphouse George & New Age Jimmy are unique characters, brought to life through hilarious storylines in the form of:
- Hilarious animated videos & cartoons
- Monthly releases of the hottest dance music
- Live (DJ) performances
- Digital performances
- Music videos
- Social media presence
- Merchandise
- Special surprises
Utility
- Exclusive access to The Poser Party’s token-gated communities; The Party, Ron’s Gym, Jimmy’s Commune and George’s Traphouse
- Curate & co-decide our artists careers by voting on creative proposals, music, and governance over the DAO treasuries.
- Join a gamified competition between the 3 virtual artists to join them in their road to stardom.
- Ability to submit creative and business proposals to be voted on by team and community.
- Access to all future token gated digital shows and metaverse events.
- Allowlist for all future digital collectible drops. Exclusive access to physical merch, live events & surprise airdrops (e.g. music NFTs, art upgrades & more) .
Experience
- Invest in, curate and co-decide your favourite artist's career, own a piece of their brand and become part of their road to stardom.
- Watch your NFT come to life through music, animated videos, live DJ shows, digital shows, their social media & other forms of entertainment.
- Watch Steroid Ron, Traphouse George & New Age Jimmy reach a global audience through scoring hits, collaborating with the biggest (dance) artists and performing the largest stages worldwide.
- Have a blast following our artist's hilarious lives and storylines unfold through different kinds of media and gamified experiences.
- Through music, media and entertainment the artists will grow into their own personal brands, moving into brand partnerships.
I'MMM ROOOOOONNNN!!!
MY PARENTS ARE FORMER MR. & MS. OLYMPIA! WHEN MY MOM GAVE BIRTH TO ME, SHE WAS HEAVY ON ROIDS! THAT’S WHY I CAME OUT LOOKING LIKE A JACKED UP SILVERBACK GORILLA BABY!! I WAS NEVER ABLE TO TALK, UNFORTUNATELY I CAN ONLY SHOUT! PLEASE FORGIVE MY LOUDNESS, BLAME IT ON THE ROIDS! WAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
AS A 3-YO I COULD BENCH 300LBS. THAT MADE MY MOM SO PROUD. I REALLY DIDN’T CARE, ALL I WANTED WAS A HUG. I KNOW I LOOK LIKE THE RESULT OF KING KONG SMASHING GODZILLA, BUT I HAVE FEELINGS TOO, YOU KNOW…! ALL MY LIFE I WAS LOOKING FOR LOVE, BUT EVERYBODY IS SCARED OF ME!
MY ALPHA DAD IS THE RESIDENT DJ OF THE BIGGEST CLUB ON THE JERSEY SHORE! HE’S A REAL JERSEY LEGEND! GROWING UP I ALWAYS NOTICED: EVERYBODY LOVES THE DJ! THAT’S WHEN IT HIT ME! IF I WANT PEOPLE TO LOVE ME, I JUST NEED TO BECOME A DJ!
IMMA CRUSH EVERY DANCE FLOOR AND GET PEOPLE FIST-PUMPING ALL OVER THE WORLD, TILL EVERYBODY LOVES ME!!
Namaste bitches,
I grew up piss poor, thinking money would make the world go round. Oh dear, I was such a simple-minded soul. All my chakras were closed, and I was just totally not in touch with the universe. I felt my purpose was to become rich. I worked my ass off to get there, but it became clear as day that you don’t easily enter the realm of the wealthy and fortunate.
This materialistic world can suck my pan-flute. I’m so blessed with the experiences that brought out the real me. When I licked a poisonous toad in the Amazon guided by Guru ‘Pay-Me’, my ego instantly died. Killed it with love of course. I despise violence. Anyways, then the Snake God appeared, who told me I’m already truly rich and that true richness comes from within. He told me my purpose in this life is to spread the message of love across the universe, through my magical beats and transcending vibrations.
Deep down I always felt I was meant to be a world-famous House Guru.
Well hello muthaf*ckas
I was born and raised in the trenches of the ATL my G. That shit was hard... I survived by makin’ a name for myself. The streets needed to know u can’t fck with Georgie. Wasn’t too hard tho’, cuz I’m a big muthafcka. But the cats that really know me will tell u I’m not that tough at all. I’m really a free & loving spirit, hidin’ in a gangsta’s camouflage.
I always knew I was different. When I was younger I saw Carl Cox playing at the Love Parade. I got hooked on dance music. That shit deep yo. I started to get into German & UK rave culture. Dancing the whole night down in my nana's basement, dressed in all black leather fits. I knew what I wanted to do. I cracked Fruity Loops and started cookin’ up some phat ass house bangers. Damn, if the homies found out… Buh-bye street cred, ye know what I mean?
Come see me btchez, cuz Imma bring the muthafcking HEAT!
Released in Q1 2023, each Poser has already dropped his first single release which is available on all major platforms. The records are produced by our music team, including multi platinum producer Subgroover (Tiesto, Steve Aoki, KSHMR). Our Posers have lots of new bangers ready to crush dance floors around the globe! Post-mint they'll release their music on a monthly basis.
Listen on Spotify - Listen on Apple Music
The Poser Party is an entertainment & music brand focused on creating a more engaging relationship between artists, fans and brands. This collection is the first showcase in bridging the gap between web2 and web3. Utilizing the potential of web3 culture & technology while shipping products to a mainstream global market.
Holders can now own a part of an artists' brand and leverage on their success. Music and entertainment as the vehicle for structurally increasing brand value, guaranteeing the longevity of The Poser Party. Founded by a core team of heavyweight creative, tech & music industry professionals, joined by world-class partners like Warner Records, Probably A Label and Probably Nothing, The Poser Party is set to pave a new way for creative, fans & brands alike.