Ever... Just want to see the world? No, Literally.. Everyone knows Cryptovoxlians have no eyes, they must be installed into ones cranium. A terrible fact, Anywho! Why go through all the effort of shaping a face when you can replace your entire head! Suggested by the janitor here at Voxeth labs during a drunken night of cryptopoker and a few too many. After a horrible operation we can install this state of the art DR-808 V.3 model in place of your head and you will enjoy vision in the form of a cheap 1980's color TV. (quality not guaranteed, No refunds, Limited quantities, 3-day warranty, Call now.) Vᴏxᴇᴛʜ ɪs ɪɴ ɴᴏ ᴡᴀʏ ʀᴇsᴘᴏɴsɪʙʟᴇ ɪғ ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ ᴏʀ ᴘᴇʀᴍᴀɴᴇɴᴛ ʟᴏss ᴏғ ᴏɴᴇs sᴋᴜʟʟ ᴏᴄᴄᴜʀs ᴡʜɪʟᴇ ᴜsɪɴɢ ᴀғᴛᴇʀᴍᴀʀᴋᴇᴛ ᴘᴀʀᴛs ᴏʀ ᴅᴜʀɪɴɢ sᴇʟғ ᴏᴘᴇʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴ.
Voxeth DR-808 Cranial Replacement
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Ever... Just want to see the world? No, Literally.. Everyone knows Cryptovoxlians have no eyes, they must be installed into ones cranium. A terrible fact, Anywho! Why go through all the effort of shaping a face when you can replace your entire head! Suggested by the janitor here at Voxeth labs during a drunken night of cryptopoker and a few too many. After a horrible operation we can install this state of the art DR-808 V.3 model in place of your head and you will enjoy vision in the form of a cheap 1980's color TV. (quality not guaranteed, No refunds, Limited quantities, 3-day warranty, Call now.) Vᴏxᴇᴛʜ ɪs ɪɴ ɴᴏ ᴡᴀʏ ʀᴇsᴘᴏɴsɪʙʟᴇ ɪғ ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ ᴏʀ ᴘᴇʀᴍᴀɴᴇɴᴛ ʟᴏss ᴏғ ᴏɴᴇs sᴋᴜʟʟ ᴏᴄᴄᴜʀs ᴡʜɪʟᴇ ᴜsɪɴɢ ᴀғᴛᴇʀᴍᴀʀᴋᴇᴛ ᴘᴀʀᴛs ᴏʀ ᴅᴜʀɪɴɢ sᴇʟғ ᴏᴘᴇʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴ.