A book containing love spells, crush diary entries, and partial lyrics to an ancient song of the heart: "The book of love is long and boring. No one can lift the damn thing. It's full of charts and facts, and figures. And instructions for dancing. But I... I love it when you read to me. And you... You can read me anything. The book of love has music in it. In fact that's where music comes from. Some of it's just transcendental. Some of it's just really dumb. But I... I love it when you sing to me. And you... You can sing me anything." A note is scrawled inside of the back cover, "No matter the circumstances, when you feel a lack of love or you feel heartbreak, like the world is crumbling down inside your chest, know that love is still there if you are patient and wait... wait....."