Journal Entry- 42022 "I have spent the last year and a half life SHAKING even though i was promised it would only last 30 minutes, alas i had skipped leg day for this and when the drop of 2021 came and my gym trainer Lord Iracebeth of Crims, caught wind and ......She cut off my head I never got it again. The only way to stay SHAKING was to go to Absolem of the Woods and see if he had any Fluf magic that could get my head back.... he did not...... My last and at this point only hope was to visit the village mad man ,Tarrant Hightopp. It was rumored he possessed dark Fluf magic that drew upon the gods of 69. When I arrived I was confronted with my biggest fear yet. My son..... He asked me ''Daddy, why didn't the back end hold up'' I took one last look at him as slowly began to turn solid silver. I have been trapped in this silver purgatory ever since but in my heart...... IM STILL LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW

Nivens McTwisp