Fresh out of a battery Farm, I'm ready to achieve the impossible and become the SFC Champion of the world.

I've honed my craft over years in the cage, even developing my own art form, the Hen-tai-chi. My amatuer record of 3-17-1 speaks for itself.

I flow like cow Piss, not because I've been splashed by it on multiple occasions, but because its spray is similar to what it feels like when I make my assault, death by a thousand clucks.