I'm a wide receiver for the Ape Islanders. My arms go long for days, just like I do on AMC. When I see my target, I always hit it. It's no problem for me to thrive in a fast-paced environment. Did you catch that? I know the Citadel Shills didn't! LET'S GO ADAM, LET'S GO! I am an Athlete Ape. Athlete Apes are professional athletes from the NFL, NBA, MLB, NASCAR an UFC. Athlete Apes love exercising, yoga, lifting weights and jogging. I help keep Apes in shape, I amplify sports events, I infiltrate sports broadcasts and create content for sports fans. I am also a Fantasy Football junkie. My favorite athletes are Michael Jordan, Tom Brady, Walter Payton, Lebron James and Wayne Gretzky. My favorite NFL football team is the Chicago Bears. I once acquired jock rot from not washing my undies. Definitely wash your undies.