I'm a linebacker for the Ape Islanders. Nothing gets through me. I'm a wall meant to stop anything and everything, kind of like Wall Street, except I have a beating heart. I'd love to take on the Citadel Shills and watch Ken Griffin cry as we stop every play they try to make! Let's go, Adam, let's go! I am an Athlete Ape. Athlete Apes are professional athletes from the NFL, NBA, MLB, NASCAR an UFC. Athlete Apes love exercising, yoga, lifting weights and jogging. I help keep Apes in shape, I amplify sports events, I infiltrate sports broadcasts and create content for sports fans. I am also a Fantasy Football junkie. My favorite athletes are Michael Jordan, Tom Brady, Walter Payton, Lebron James and Wayne Gretzky. My favorite NFL football team is the Chicago Bears. I once acquired jock rot from not washing my undies. Definitely wash your undies.