"You can tell a lot about a man from his chair."

CYBERNETIC CORPORATE OFFICER. Electric Chairman is a major shareholder in blue chip multinational. Half human, half wheelchair.

"Rolling in the dough" as they like to say (in Japanese)--because they have LOTS of money and MAD wheels that ROLL them where they WANT to go. For every dollar they make, another female in STE(A)M is FIRED (not for incompetence, nah nah).

Capable of <> while riding the elevator. Does TensorFlow-enhanced Diversity Policy Enforcement while waiting for the Shinkansen. Is completely unfazed by the looming global corn shortage-Electric Chairman figured it out while having his 3500-mile colostomy bag service done at SUPER AUTOBAGS.

To become an Electric Chairman you have to have the skin on your lower half degloved and then you are lowered into an ELON MUSK SMARTCHAIR.

Disabled: Receive Double (2X) DMG from electric attacks. Weak to EMPs. Electric Chairman is classified as a robot (receives robot-specific DMG).

Y Combinator Massacre: $10,000 for 90% of my company? I don't rike this dearl. 675 DMG to Ponzi Ca$ino cards.

I'm Gonna Need a Little Help Shitting: Electric Chairman takes no DMG from Shit Attacks- he often wakes up with a caked-on shit patty glued to his abdomen so he has no fear of shit.