"A reference for the Rest of Us (Ret*rds)"

Life Hacks for Dummies from the popular fantasy fiction 'For Dummies' series. In 2043, For Dummies became the highest-selling book franchise of all time on the Entire Planet, edging out the Harry Potter series after the release of 'The Sorcerer Mages Magical Rune and the Wizard Wandery' became a landmark flop for not including enough gay marriage between Black People. Life Hacks for Dummies is easy to read with a narrative that is distributed in bite-sized segments. Each Life Hack is said to have 'a story of its very own'...

Excerpt from pages 211-217:

• Did you know that you can eat spaghetti with a toilet bowl brush?
• Did you know that you can eat rotten apples if you're hungry??? Some people throw them away, I eat em...
• Did you know? You can listen to music really loud to create the illusion of a higher quality? High pitched tones. Sonic theory
• Did you know that you can cut a dick hole in your pants??
• Did you know you can turn into a Gay Guy whenever you want?? The last 40 pages are iOS/Android scannable coupon codes for the sister books in the series. Features over 500 beautiful ads.

Life Hacked: A friendly creature reads a questionable lifehack and puts it to The Test.

• Creature eats rotten garbage and dips his balls in lemon juice
• No effect. You'd think it would at least have a negative effect - nope.

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