"As seen on Ghost Suckers from truTV."

Congratulations! You are now GhostTectTM Certified. You are now legally able to use GhostTex's line of products and services. Ghost Sucking is an artform, and with the tools now in your hand you are obligated to investigate the other side.

*Note: This certification requires renewal every three (3) months. Renewal fees vary by state (avg. $4,500).

I'm an Expert: Convince a creature with INT < 6 that there's a little ghost inside their head that will kill them if they're not naked. Creature cannot equip any items or armor; -4 PSI