Emotion is for the weak, that's why you had all of yours surgically removed. You tell people it's easier to kill this way. But the truth is, when no one was around, you used to watch too many cat videos and roar. You couldn't take it anymore and either cat videos had to go or your emotions did. This was the easier choice. You once held a part-time job with The Umbra Confederacy as a motel desk clerk. You tend not to talk about it much.