You are about to purchase the title of "World's Biggest Fool" as awarded by The Remarkable Fools Society.

The Remarkable Fools Society is an ancient, secret society, born out of the first joke and forging on despite all attempts at seriousness. We are a motley crew, dedicated to the production and promotion of levity, absurdity, and ridiculousness.

This is like the Nobel Prize, but in reverse, a kind of non bello prize. With the Nobel Prize, you win roughly a million dollars. To get this award, you’ll need to pay roughly a million dollars. Nobel Laurites are chosen by The Swedish Academy of Science, The World’s Biggest Fool chooses themselves. They also happen to be foolish enough to buy the damn thing.

We at The Remarkable Fools Society are more than happy to support you in choosing yourself.

This is also the worlds most expensive gag / prank / joke gift.

As the bearer of the title "World's Biggest Fool" you have the privilege of bragging about not only your unmatched level of foolishness, but also the fact that you own the most expensive joke gift on the planet so far. I guess. Until someone else makes a larger monstrosity than this.