ZUTHRIEL MOTHER OF CHAOS

HALL OF FAME

FIRST BASE- FUZZY FLOOFS

The BLORP SERIES 1: #10 of 100

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Like all demons interacting on the prime material plane these days, ZUTHRIEL The Mother of Chaos was summoned and bound by an amateur dark wizard. Established dark wizards understand that because of a series of decisions by the Lowest Court of Demonic Persons, Demons can choose to fulfill their contractual obligations according to their understanding and interpretation of their bindings. When ZUTHRIEL was conjured, the hapless wizard expected to instruct her to rage chaos against enemies of his homeworld, which was a thriving planet with a BLORP team that look poised to win it all this season.

But her contract only bound her to creating Chaos, it did not govern on what kind. ZUTHRIEL, angered and offended at being dragged from her home, chose to enact her Chaos in the most vulnerable place: The BLORP standings. She joined the perennially worst team in the league, the Flooflorg Fuzzy Floofs, who had finished in last place 42 seasons in a row. And it did unleash chaos. She took the worst team in league history all the way to a championship with her unholy batting average of .666. Casinos, bookies, fans, and everything tied to The BLORP was upended that season.

The single season of play earned her into The BLORP Hall of Fame. One last fun fact about her season is that the dark wizard who summoned her was executed by the high council of his planet, for ruining their best chance at a BLORP championship.

The BLORP and all illustrations are created by Abbas Husain @bagmanstudios