Cracked Window, formerly known as Regular Window, has pledged her life to cracking down on criminals after two teenage hoodlums thought it would be a good idea to throw rocks at her face for fun times. She was just minding her business being a regular window doing regular window things like opening, closing, being see through, dispersing white light into its full spectrum of wavelength exposing beautiful rainbow colors, and other stuff probably, etc. After getting her face completely fucked up by these MFs, she hunted down and abducted these teens in front of their parents. Immediately afterwards Cracked Window went into hiding only resurfacing to kidnap anyone throwing rocks or eggs at windows in the middle of the night. No one knows what happens to these (mostly teenage) people being taken in the night but one thing is for sure.... none of them will be missed.