Idiot Sandwich #17 is Tonya Open Face Turkey

Tonya likes to say she's an 'Open Book' and that anyone can see that her motivations are pure.

"Just like my name - I keep an Open Face", she says.

But Tonya has an unfortunate tendency to talk about others behind their back constantly.

Everyone calls her Tonya Two-Face because of it.

Tonya knows this, but she tells herself that she can't change.

"I don't care what anyone thinks anyway. They should mind their own business!", she tells herself and her parakeet, Louis Armstrong.