Idiot Sandwiches #14 is Chris Neapolitan.

For most of his life Chris' last name was Ice Cream.

But then he took a DNA test and discovered that his roots ran deep in the Old Country.

He had never even heard that his family had Strawberry in them.

Chris immediately went out and changed his last name legally to Neapolitan.

He still hates Chocolate, and himself because of it, but Chris sees the glass 2/3 full.