Idiot Sandwich #7 is Carla Corn Dog.

Carla is quick to tell you that it's not easy on the dating scene these days.

Between her job as a Research Scientist, training for a triathlon, and her passion for wildlife photography, there's not much time to try and find the right person.

In fact, it's depressing frankly the lack of suitable partners you can find today, she thinks.

But that doesn't stop her from hoping that one day she'll find what she's looking.

In the meantime, she's keeping busy keeping herself happy.