Idiot Sandwich #4 of 50 is Ted Tuna Melt.

This Ted talk might be a bit much if you have a soft stomach or a weak heart.

This story starts nowhere near a chicken or a bumblebee.

It starts with ol' Ted the fish, trying to figure out a philosophical conundrum - does a fish know that they're in the water?

Ted was in the water of course, which led to his demise.

You see, he knew enough to stay away from nets, and giant garbage piles, and plastic.

But a hook? Well, it's pretty tough to resist food broght righ to your door, amirite?

The reset is history.

Now Ted lives under a slice of processed cheddar. The best he can hope for is some tomato slices and bacon.

Instead, he sits on the menu lurking, like he once lurked the depths of silent seas.