You remember very little of your old life. You were born in the middle of a Kansas corn field and raised lovingly by a motormouthed scientist. As a child, you took pride in reading demonic tomes out loud, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your dedication to great justice came in. It was essential in exposing the alien infiltration of society. Your time for greatness is here. Let's kick the tires and light the fires!