I was having the time of my life in Paris, when some drunk French woman starts telling me about this miraculous elixir of youth that only a vampire can prepare. I have told her to go elsewhere, but then she proved me that she is immortal herself. Me being so gullible, I accepted her invitation to go to Romania, in the Transylvania region.

We followed her map through the woods, eventually found a dirt road and while we approached a mysterious castle, my lady friend has disappeared on me and suddenly I found myself attacked by what seemed to be like a half vampire half werewolf. She was trying to drag me back into the woods, when suddenly .. (to be continued)