The Degen's Creed

This is my bag o' goodies. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My bag is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

Without me, my bag is useless. Without my bag, I am useless. I must fill my bag true. I must hodl longer than my enemy who is trying to fork me. I must rekt him before he rekts me. I will ...

My bag and I know that what counts in crypto is not the shorts we fire, the noise of our lambo, nor the HEX we stake. We know that it is the fomo that count. We will fomo ...

My bag is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a shill. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its fud, its telegram, its supply and its market cap. I will keep my bag full and ready, even as I am full and ready. We will become part of each other. We will ...

Before God, I swear this creed. My bag and I are the defenders of my blockchain. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until victory is bagholders' and there is no enemy, but moon!