Local Future Land Legend say this 4,782,000 sq. ft. manor was once home to the Red Queen himself. Much like Midas everything he touches seems to turn to gold...well red really really red but we hear you kids love that.

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wait what did you just say? !LAZZEEERS! WHY IN THE HOLY HELL DID HE INSTALL LASERS INSIDE!! WHERE DID HE EVEN FIND THE PERMITS FOR THAT?!? WILLIAM?! HOW DOES HE EXPECT US TO SELL THIS!?! WILLIAM!?! WILLIAM DON'T YOU WALK AWAY FROM ME!!!

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Uh Ladies and Gentlemen I do apologize. It seems I have gotten a little off topic.

Where was I???

Oh yes, with just a little ingenuity this could be the very last home you ever buy. So how about it? Neighbors?