This is Steve Jones. He will appear for the first time in comic #198 in Banalhemorrhage.com. He sees value as ultimately measured by simple things like cost and size. He roots for his Home Team and is proud of their wins, however infrequent they may be. He’s judgmental of things he doesn’t understand and is afraid of change. Like it it not, there’s a bit of Steve in all of us, if you think about it. Steve definitely doesn’t think about it, as he keeps himself as busy as possible with menial tasks like office work and watching his Home Team underperform.