A crowned rare alpha collectible for the Ultra Dragona Hash Lord.

WhaleShark is an independent new wave token known by sultry underground curmudgeons as a genesis - the first music album minted on the Ethereum Blockchain (token ownership comes with album hardware wallet shipped). WhaleShark gained notable commercial scorn and reluctant attention (Clash, Mixmag, Broadway, XLR8R, and rated in the top three most detestable NFT by New York Magazine).

WhaleShark boasts optimal FUDOFF killah prowess level 9000. The Gland Wizard - First Edition - Original Ethereum Synth Wave Album Release (block.timestamp minted) that salivates magma at fickle jesters and media head-lies through and crushes all opposing nimrods and naysayers.

A primitive Arthurian slap it in the face is included with purchase.

Comes with original one of one laminated WhaleShark playing card - shipped worldwide. **Brings forth a reckoning of digitaria spawning a new era of Hopium dens. **

 Whale Shark, The weird album title was inspired by spite and revenge against mass media headlines falling on their swords with futurless EDM purchases and crash grabs for petty draped fools in paper armor.

The token represents a fresh slice of digital Dale Cooper pie, and comes with the full publishing rights to the synth wave album, 'WhaleShark', in perpetuity, along with the ONE and ONLY uncut masters of the LP via hardware wallet - shipped worldwide (unlockaeble content).

This is not a one of a hundred million thousand mass marketing sell off. This is a one of one mass marketing fuck off.  

Listen to a peak of the album here and quiver in your tattered boots of ElvenWeb2:  Whale Shark

Cower, EDM pleabs