He’s Conor and I’m Joe. He likes orange juice, I like apple juice. He’s a dog person, I’m more of a cat person. It shouldn’t work, but it does!
Unfortunately, the reality is we’re fairly similar. We’ve known each other for four years, and both studied philosophy together. We used to contemplate silly things like ethics and logic, but now focus on important questions such as: how the hell do you write a campaign for butter?