The treehouse in the forest invited his fancy and he agreed to try the feasibility of an establishment there, with a few of his boys, who were still in elementary school. One of the oddballs of the school, he said, he liked very much and invited me to live there with him. Choices I'd had, he promised, and Christmas presents too; I came to find, but he let me stay, and uses what I have in abundance. I chaperone the boys and hunt for squirrels.

Cottage soundscapes created in collaboration with artificial intelligence by curating images from StyleGAN2, upsampling with ESRGAN, and transitioning time of day with HiDT. Trained on thousands of real and fantasy images of cottages and treehouses. Text descriptions curated from a GPT-2 model trained on "Little Women" by Louisa May Alcott. This collection contains ten unique cottages.