1 of 21 limited edition NFT's in the Terminal Lance Bestiary Collection - 1st Edition

#06 Dependapotamus

These grotesque animals use dark curses and sorceries to lure young Lance Corporals into marriage, where they leach off the government teet of TriCare and housing allowances. Marines married to these animals are unaware, cast deep into a trancelike state from magicks and forced to produce offspring with the creature for the bennies. Divorce is the only known weapon to work against them, but it is best to avoid them entirely.