“Surgical precision. Magical arm.”
Doc Presto’s got more grit than a damn Waffle House. After suffering a nauseating ankle injury, Presto got back on his horse and set the Gridiron ablaze. Known for his mesmerizing hip-waggle and ill-advised dick pics, Presto is a fun and confusing collection of intangibles. More than anything, though, Presto possesses a natural charisma, leading his team with the cool, easy confidence one might expect from a cowboy.
This Platinum variant is limited to ten (10). They will not be re-minted.
NOT affiliated with the NFL, the NFLPA, Topps, Fleer, Donruss, Panini, Panera Bread, Pizookies, Prince William
(Obviously parody.)
Football is back!
Collectible digital cards featuring your favorite goofballs of the Gridiron!
Four tiers of rarity, each with its own custom Aura!
- Rare (Disco Gold)
- Platinum (Ice Blue)
- Iconic (Blaze Red)
- Mythic (Galaxy Purple)
Season One, Episode One ("OG") is now COMPLETE! Enjoy the first 10 Goofs!
Season One, Episode Two ("Youngbloods") had its first drop on April 16, 2021! These are the hottest young rookies of the year, and also Tawm Terrific, who is definitely in his forties.
Season Two, Episode One ("Beefy Boyz") are dropping NOW! These guys are thick. Real beefers. Buy with confidence.
Season Two, Episode Two is complete! It consists of Mr. Big Chest. That's the whole set. Buy him and you've got 'em all.
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“Surgical precision. Magical arm.”
Doc Presto’s got more grit than a damn Waffle House. After suffering a nauseating ankle injury, Presto got back on his horse and set the Gridiron ablaze. Known for his mesmerizing hip-waggle and ill-advised dick pics, Presto is a fun and confusing collection of intangibles. More than anything, though, Presto possesses a natural charisma, leading his team with the cool, easy confidence one might expect from a cowboy.
This Platinum variant is limited to ten (10). They will not be re-minted.
NOT affiliated with the NFL, the NFLPA, Topps, Fleer, Donruss, Panini, Panera Bread, Pizookies, Prince William
(Obviously parody.)
Football is back!
Collectible digital cards featuring your favorite goofballs of the Gridiron!
Four tiers of rarity, each with its own custom Aura!
- Rare (Disco Gold)
- Platinum (Ice Blue)
- Iconic (Blaze Red)
- Mythic (Galaxy Purple)
Season One, Episode One ("OG") is now COMPLETE! Enjoy the first 10 Goofs!
Season One, Episode Two ("Youngbloods") had its first drop on April 16, 2021! These are the hottest young rookies of the year, and also Tawm Terrific, who is definitely in his forties.
Season Two, Episode One ("Beefy Boyz") are dropping NOW! These guys are thick. Real beefers. Buy with confidence.
Season Two, Episode Two is complete! It consists of Mr. Big Chest. That's the whole set. Buy him and you've got 'em all.