The flamingo-ape war is raging, but not for ol’ Swaggy. Whether a bomb explodes next to him or an army of octopi tries to rip out his gut. Swaggy shows no sign of distress, his drip is an all protective force that delivers him from evil.

Sighted by both apes and flamingoes as he traverses the metaverse, they are bewildered by his aloofness and fascinated with his drip. Unsure of whether he is a friend or foe, they still approach him, charmed by the finesse and charisma that are delivered to him from his drip. He is dripping in finesse.

Therefore, no matter the area Swaggy occupies, it becomes a no-war zone, as he inspires calamity and moneymaking prowess upon all that surround him. It is rumored that whomever obtains the drip, an outfit as lit as Swaggy’s, will be blessed with insane riches.