Winston is used to getting noticed. Maybe it's because of his bowtie. He's convinced that for a proper revolution, you have to dress suitably, leave your jewels in the bank and buy a revolver. At least, that's what he tells people. In reality, he went out to Saint Patrick's day, got tremendously drunk, lost his hat and woke up in the back of a police car. Unfortunately, the officers did not accept his 'drunken monkey' hypothesis, blaming the high levels of blood alcohol on a mixture of fermented fruit and lack of enzymes. He escaped by gnawing his way through the upholstery and foam cushioning of the patrol car’s back seat. Now he's on the run, but no one suspects anything due to his trustworthy appearance.