Is there a nuclear fallout yet? I’m a bat that lives in a bunker in Colorado. I snuck in here when one of the humans bought this place, and stocked it up with food. It was too good of an opportunity to pass up on! I’ve been snacking on all of his canned foods by opening them with my fangs, it’s a great parlor trick! My favorite food is canned tuna. Maybe when the nuclear fallout happens fresh tuna will pop out of the ocean on to land. A bat can dream!