Uh, hi! I'm Catsup Magnificentson. I am currently trying to start my own company making pencil skirts for tripod kitties. Would you believe me if I told you the reason we never find dead Bigfoots is because aliens take their bodies away? What if I said watermelon seeds will grow in your stomach? If you can prove if you sneeze with your eyes open they'll pop out then I'll eat my ski goggles right here, right now.