How do you do. My name is Jonny Dangerface Ruckus McDerp. Let's cut to the chase: I like negotiating contracts. Wanna join? I have made a mixtape for a duet with Queen, but I'm having a hard time tracking them down. You can help, right? People think it's weird, but scorpion is my favourite delicacy. Try it with thousand island dressing, you'll see what I'm saying.